Kat Von D -- Queen of the Tattoo World
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LA pInk -- Season 1 Episode 7
Pixie Gets her Tonsils Lopped
Episdoe 7 of LA Ink, LA pInk rather was pretty much a let down. It was very uneventful except for the fact that Pixie illness was way over dramtized, and Corey got to paint with the devil in his lair. Other then that it was really a waste of time. The best part by far was trying to get a glimpse of the blonde models boob while she was being painted by the Prince of Darkness worshippers.
On with the show.
Poor Pixie has to have surgery. Damn. It seems so tragic. Missing all that work and everything. Hopefully the won’t chop off the wrong leg.
Creepy picture man, real creepy. Creepy picture man, real serial killer like creepy, man…Yeah. Cute picture! Wait til you see the final results. Amazing I assure you.
They get together and have little painting sessions. Do you get milk and cookies afterwards? Or Beer, and Cocaine?
Yeah, it’s very pink. I’ve been saying that since Episode 1. LA pInk. Its about damn time. See below:
Welcome to LA pInk.
Creepy picture man, real creepy. Creepy picture man, real serial killer like creepy, man…Yeah. Cute picture! Wait til you see the final results. Amazing I assure you. De ja vu?
Corey always raises the bar for himself. He really is a master. Just insane look at that. It’s a spittin' image of the original. Did anybody else notice how Corey seemed a little insecure around the painting master?
“They won’t accept me, because I already am sick.” We need a better health plan in America. If you haven’t seen it already, I recommend Micheal Moore SICKO. I know, you either love him, or hate him. It's still a very informative flick. Check it out.
God Bless America.
Cutei Pie! She is by far too smart to be hanging out with Cancer Stick.
Cool Sun! Big Nose.
Give the lady a mirror, will ya!? She loves it, but she doesn’t love the stiff neck she has now.
Nice work, now go spend a few bucks and buy a mirror.
Phat crib, studio, dungeon, whatever you want to call it. Satanic place of dwelling. It puts the lotion on the skin-kinda place.
Now class. If your going to eat the paste, you will have to go home sick for the day.
I really hate how they blur boobs out. They should do it for man boobs too.
How would you like to be this guy on the show? He didn't really get to do or say anything. Just made a couple of goofy faces, mad an ass of himself, and was never heard of again. The producers are laughting their asses off.
Oh I didn’t invite you because you annoy the hell out of me! The similarities are uncanny.
Does she ride Bikes? I think she just wanted the helmet to hang on the pinks walls.
Corey once again showing he is a master of his craft. Love the way this tattoo just flows.
Thanks for stopping by. See you next episode.
LA pInk -- Season 1 Episode 6
Corey Gets His Balls Lopped...?
Corey's work is superb. I really like this piece, but it looks a little bit like the owl has boobs? Maybe working in the pink tattoo shop is really messing with Corey's head.
That just looks like it hurst. Look at him grasp his family jewels. That mug's scared.
Phat. Phat. Phat. Kats skills really show through here.
Corey decides to go through with lopping his manhood off. The doctors celebrate.
An emotional seen. That chick looks like she can kick ass too.
You should always double, even triple check when you leave the bathroom. It can save you embarassing moments in your life time such as this.
Ladies and gentlemen. Slouching is not attractive. Sit up straight. Not only is it ugly, but you can turn into homeboy on the left. I would hate to see that happen to our little Pixie.
Arnie has nothing on this inked up baller.
Hungry Lovin Guppy fool! That guy can rollerskate like he was born with those things on!
Kat Von D letting it all hang out here. That tattoo of Pixies face is intrigingly close to Kat's downtown. Intelligent people suspect that this means something.
LA pInk -- Season 1 Episode 5
Oh. More celbrities. Gay.
OH LOOK! A plug for Emerson Drive! Surprise, surprise.
A cherry blossom little person. Very cool. Wheres that Steven Wright joke? Something about having a tattoo on yourself that’s an inch taller or something like that? Would have been cool if hot stuff did that.
Coincidence? I don’t think so. I think Steve-O has turned Kat Von D into a Urine Drinking Machine. Talk about a detox program.
Ludwig needs to get some ink. Such a cool cat. I really want one.
How do you spell cat again? You'd think...it wouldn't be that difficult.
Uhm. According to the Detox rules laid down by Kim. The rules clearly state no drinking or NO SMOKING. That is definitely a cigarette you are smoking. Therefore YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST THE BET KAT. Hand over Ludwig NOW.
Pretty damn good again. What can I say? You can’t even tell which is the real one. Nice work Kat, tattooing a cat, who doesn’t know how to spell cat.
That’s awesome. Kim is an amazing artist.
RIP Mike. Amazing work as usual Corey. This tattoo really flows.
Need I say more?
That’s a wak ass tatt.
That was a pretty lame episode. Hopefully next week will be a bit more satisfying. Redemption Kat! Come on LA pInk. Lose the celebs, and get to the real people.
LA pInk -- Season 1; Episode 4
More Celebrities -- Big effin deal
Maybe Kat should just rename the show Celebrity Tattoo. It's more appropriate. I can alrady tell where this show is heading, more, and more celebs. Big deal. Its a shame that Kat/TLC need to rely on popwaste names in order for the show to progress, and get viewers. If it is even working...?
Recap incase you missed.
Nice, very nice.
Look! Its Kat Von D’s boobs!
You know what is so stupid. TLC censored out the boobs when the tattoo was still being done, but later, when it is finished, you can see the boobs in all their full glory? Gotta love the logic.
More Boobs! The episode is full of the Fun Bags!
You see. This is where Kat kicks ass. Not at doing LA skyline tatts, but portraits. Such incredible work.
That’s pretty amazing. Nice straight lines. I would have liked to seen the guitar strings to be a little bit more defined, but really nice work regardless.
Corey...lol.
Yep. That’s the wolf sad face, alright.
We need more boobs in the world that you can bounce off of a wall. -- Flying Boobs! Cool!
Cool. Love the vibrant colors, and the contours of the bird.
Yes! The Hairless Cat kicks my ass! Give him a tatt! Maybe something like 'I Love Kat'.
Corey sounds pretty good on the drums.
Thats it folks. See you next week for more fun in the sun. LA pInk style.
LA pInk -- Season1; Episode 3
Grand Opening! Whoo Hoo! Go Kat!
I Love the shameless plug for Eve’s new album ‘Here I am’. Gotta love the mass marketing corporate moguls at work.
Looks like Pixie is climbing on the cool new LA pInk stripper pole. I look forward to Kat hanging upside down on this thing, and giving free tattoos and balloons. Cotton Candy too.
Who doesn’t love chick rollerskating with tight-old school shorts and leg warmers!?
This looks so weird.
Usually you get more tan when you are on the outside of the tattoo studio.
Its hot inside the High Voltage tattoo joint. Really fucking hot. NOW GET THE DAMN AC FIXED! Will Ya!?
Pretty sik tat. Its is a sad story that the poor girl went through. It is very obvious that this tattoo means a lot to her, and very rightly so.
How do you spell cat again?
This is my favorite tattoo of this episode of LA pInk. I really like the colors, and the music notes. Really nice work here.
How much does it cost to paint a house like that?
Big Heat! This muffucka eat bulldozers, and and fucking chunks of mountain for breakfast!
She looks like a midget next to Big Heat. Nice triceps btw. Nice bust too.
Again, pretty sweet tat. I like the tropical feel to it. The colors are nice and warm. Great work. See you next for for another recape of LA pInk!
LA Ink -- Season 1; Episode 2
Cold Water, Perky Nipples. Whats up with the One Piece. Yo.
Not much happening in this episode. We get to see a few phat tats, and a very, very pink tattoo studio. Kinda looks like a 12 year old little girls bedroom, with attitude, and a stripper pole. What ever blows your hair back, I guess.
The tat that Corey Miller gives is just awesome! He is so talented. I would probably put about four feet of water around his toe nail. Oh, thats fa sho! Its by far one of the best I've seen in a long time. His work is very fluid, and just flows.
Steve-O. What can be said about this character? He is just plain, fucking crazy! Your looking kinda chubby too. You need to lay off the beer. Oh, and urine, too.
Weird lookin muffucka. Even as a kid he had that psycho, nut case look in his eyes. There's a fine line between jackass, and genius, I guess...?
LA pInk! What the hell! Kat. I would expect something a little less fluffy, and more Back in Black! Oh, your femine side is showing. Do your farts smell like roses too?
Putting Corey Miller in LA pInk is kina like putting Gargamel in an Episode of Strawberry Shortcake.
See, told you. This is just some weird, spooky shit man. Whats gonna happen next week?
On a more serious note, the tat that the tattooed 40 something year old mom look alike gave to the poor girl who had cancer (who is a very strong, courageous woman by all means, God bless your Soul) is just unreal. The circles are perfect. Lovely, beautiful, stunning work. Blew my mind. I can't wait to see what else she has to offer.
OH MY GOD. That tattoo is incredible. IT BLOWS MY MIND! That is honestly one of the best tats I have ever seen.
Incredible, unreal work. Beautiful. Way better then what I anticipated.
Just amazing.
Thanks for all your support. See you guys next week.
For all of you that missed the show. Here it is:
LA Ink -- Season 1; Episode 1
I just finished watching the first episode of LA Ink. It was pretty goood, but not as good as I originally anticipated. At some points Kat Seems stiff, and rigid; a bit like a fish out of the water. Is it the nerves from opening up her own tattoo shop kicking in? Is it perhaps her having to step up and be a boss? I don't know, she doesn't have the take charge persona that one needs to run things, in my opinion. None the less episode one was entertainment.
The highlight by far was Ludwig, the hairless cat. I have always wanted to get one of these. Kat, where did you get Ludwig, and how much did Ludwig cost? I sure want one!
The last girl that Kat tatted at the end of the show was the owner of her own clothing line; LA Pride. Cool shirts by the way! I think the tat was nice, but man, it looked like the outlines of the buildings were just way too dark! It didn't look right, and looked a bit amatuer. Sorry Kat.
The power lines look really cool though!
Back to the rest of the story.
I'm really surprised that Corey from 6 Feet Under really went a long with joining Kat, and her crew. I think its obvious that he wasn't interested. Maybe, TLC had a little bit to do with it, like a nice little check? Hmm....
Check out Kats floor plans for the shop. Sounds cool, but I think the skate ramp is a bit too gimicky for my taste. Still cool though. Why not skate when you are waiting around for your tat. Maybe she should throw in a Ferris Wheel too! Now that would be cool. Talk to Toys R Us in Times Square about that. They can point you in the right direction.
"I was wondering about ummm, maybe working with me?"
For some reason, I get the impression that Corey isn't the type of guy to take orders from some n00b tattoo-shop-owning-chick. Not that Kat is going to be barking any orders or anything. You know what I mean.
n00b.
Anyway. Thanks to the guys at LA Ink for bringing us more Hollyweird Entertainment. I can't wait to see how the rest of the season plays out.
Do you think Corey will go running off crying at the end of the Season because he didn't fit in?
I just noticed that whenever Kat inking somebody up that she is so conent, and so in her own zone. Its almost like buttered popcorn has no intention. This is what I'm talkinga bout man! Kat rocks!
The stars on her face are actually natural. Kat was born like that. I just heard from watching her when she was on the Tom Green show that she has been divorced. It must have been something I said.
I'm going to make a tattoo and post it here, and ask if she will tattoo it to herself. That is my goal in life.
I wonder if she will leave a comment on my myspace page. "Oh are the myspace Gods watching?"
Kat, you make me go RARRRR!!! Tigerific!
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A tribute and brief insight about the lucious, beautiful, and extremely talented; Kat Von D.
21 Facts About Kat Von D:
All About Kat
- 1. Kat Von D stands for Katherine Von Drachenberg (my father is of German descent).
- 2. I speak fluent Spanish. It is my first language.
- 3. I dropped out of school, but I do not want to glorify that at all. I faced many, many downfalls.
- 4. My favorite tattoo artist is Kore Flatmo, who is based in Cincinnati. He tattooed the eyeball on my hand.
- 5. I am obsessed with photos of downtown L.A.
- 6. I have a brother and sister. I am close to both of them, and I have tattooed them both.
- 7. I have a tattoo portrait of my sister on my left arm.
- 8. I came to America when I was 4. I was born in Mexico.
- 9. Both of my parents are Argentinean.
- 10. The first tattoo I ever did was on a 14-year-old friend. It was of a Misfits skull.
- 11. In 2005, I got a chance to tattoo the Misfits drummer.
- 12. I love platform heels from the ‘70s.
- 13. I go to the movies all the time.
- 14. Favorite movies: The Devil’s Rejects, Zoolander, anything with Will Ferrell, Immortal Beloved, The Last Unicorn,
- Spinal Tap and Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventures.
- 15. Music is a huge part of my life. It influences my dress, my work … everything! I like everything from the New
- York Dolls to Slayer.
- 16. I love steak.
- 17. I never wanna have babies.
- 18. My favorite band is Motley Crüe. Seriously. But my favorite songs are by Beethoven.
- 19. My favorite Motley Crüe song is "Starry Eyes"; it's why I have stars on my face.
- 20. I own three pianos. One is in Dallas and the other two are in Hollywood.
- 21. I wear hair extensions (my hair is about shoulder length).
- 22. I love heavy metal, everything from glam to power metal.
- 23. I’m obsessed with Scandinavia, especially Finland. (I love the bands from there. I tattooed a Finnish band named
- Him and another named Bam Margera.)
- 24. I love glitter.
- 25. I own two sphinx cats (the hairless cats). One is named Hollywood and the other is Lebowski (Holly and Leebo).
- 26. I own a house in Dallas. I go there about once a month to tattoo.
- 27. I live in Hollywood, right in the center of everything. I can see the Chinese Theater from my apartment. I love
- L.A. and can’t see myself living anywhere else.
- 28. I love skateboarding. I skateboard to work all the time.
- 29. I am obsessed with Beethoven, and I have been playing classical piano since the age of 7. I love that Beethoven
- was a hopeless romantic, that he left everything he owned to the mysterious immortal beloved.
